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i like Nicki Minaj.
and zelda.
and metroid.
im just gonna post some stuff.
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cherry-bumshell:

waytoomuchportland:

Someone’s leaving ice dicks around a park in Portland. 

Update: The ice dicks have toy prizes inside of them. 

Seriously. This is a thing. They’re in a park we go to all the time.

reblog if you dont have a bra on

aalixh:

I bought this stupid game and just like Miley Cyrus, I can’t stop

aalixh:

I bought this stupid game and just like Miley Cyrus, I can’t stop

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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